Virginia Bigfoot Research Organization Sighting Report.
Names have been retracted to protect confidentiality.
County: Henrico County
Location:in the parking lot areas
Activity:I was on my way up to the vcu meddical center and a big hurry like creachure popped out in front of my auto-mobile and my god my eyes almost came out my hid. this thing was bout 7 foot tall with brown hairy fur and a pointed dome. the girl in the car with me startted screamin and yellin and hootin and hollerin and i was like sally shut the hell up do u what we just saw?? then he go on and run into the parking lot at vcu medical center. he had a blue shirt on that said valet what the is a valet? is that some kind of sasquatchian tribe? anyway, we pulled over and head over to look for tracks and hair sasmples and hopefully some sasquatch poo. just then it turned back and looked at us, and i believe he was looking funny at my woman. well i didnt take too kindly to this, so i said hey, fuck u sasquatch but i dont reckon he paid me any mind and he just kept on moving thru the parking lot areas. he had a really big penis and testiclees i did notice that and my woman said somethin bout it later for wich i struck her accross the face. anyway, as he ran is dingaling was smackin against himself in a real loud plappin sound that kinda sounds like when i struck my woman. i havent said nothin bout this to nobody, cuz i was embarrased that i let that sumbitch look at my woman that way with his pecker all hangin out and all. so i lets him go but then, i swear to yall and i swear to my mama i think i saw him again with my woman down at Annies chicken and waffles and damn that really cut me deep. i seen what i seen and i knows what i knows and thats my story and im stickin to it.
Witnesses: my woman